Senioritis:  A crippling academic disease that is most common among second semester seniors, the only known cure: graduation. Symptoms vary but include a care-free attitude, excessive utilization of sweatpants and general lack of effort. While some seniors are gearing up for the Supreme court experience, others are slacking off. As the first semester comes to a close, senioritis has infected the halls of Langley.

“The standards have just dropped since I’ve become a senior. The main thing that is different is going out on weeknights,” said senior Jake Mazelzky.

Homework has become a secondary concern. “When I get assigned homework, it’s not a big deal because I probably won’t do it,” said senior Army Aston-Lewis. Teachers fight to invigorate their students and delay the annual arrival of senioritis. “I try to do alot more hands-on activities and dissections because students have to be in class to complete them,” said Human Anatomy teacher Ms. Mary Landis.